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Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:

"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"...

 

 

Husband texts back:

"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN  TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"......

 

 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

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"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."